Talk Derby To Me
I can’t help it.
My mom was an elementary school teacher. I was in a sorority*. I went to Ole Miss. Forcing people to dress up in coordinating outfits for no good reason is basically my one true calling in life.
As such, when I looked on the calendar and realized that the Kentucky Derby was coming up, I just knew what I had to do…I mean, there’s nothing in the world better than seersucker, Lilly Pulitzer dresses, and giant hats! What could be more magical than making a bunch of accountants and analysts dress up for such a momentous holiday?
In the words of my victims, ‘literally anything’.
But you know what? Deep down, I know they enjoyed it.
*We’re going to plead the fifth on how long my sorority career lasted. Let’s just say that new member handbook was awfully long, and studying wasn’t really my thing.